Friday, January 13, 2012

Courtney Stodden: The 16-year-old Bride



I try to keep most posts on this site relevant, but sometimes we all just need a good laugh. That being said, have you heard of a girl named Courtney Stodden? She made headlines for marrying 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison, known for his role in "LOST" and playing Percy in "The Green Mile." The two were wed after Courtney's parents gave their consent. Yeah, pretty messed up.

Many say that Courtney and her parents will literally do ANYTHING to push her into the spotlight. Please enjoy this music video, and no, I do not expect you to watch the whole thing! :)


In a way, I feel sorry for her. Her parents, the people who should be guiding her through life with good advice, have somehow failed quite miserably. 




Most of the public had a hard time believing that she was actually 16, due to her....ahem...mature look. Courtney provided a birth certificate proving that she was indeed 16. She is now 17. This girl has really found a way to keep the spotlight on her! 

She LOVES tweeting on Twitter. Let me show you a few of her tweets:


Mr. Moist Saint Nick: As I magnetically dangle this magical mistletoe above my mere mysteriousness... I imagine your mouth smooching mine...

Provocatively poised out on my private sun-kissed patio in my plush bra & panties as I preciously paint a picture perfect... purrr...

Sweetly saturating my stimulated self beneath the shining sun as the starry sparkles on my stripped shape sublimely shimmer shades of sugar.

It's getting just a little heated out here! Slipping & sliding in desirous dirt as I begin to hose down my hotblooded Brazilian bikini body.

As flames of desire sensuously circle around the tub and weightless bubbles become candy clouds, I step my bare body into a delicious dream.

The Soup did a spoof on it. It's great, but it's even funnier if you've heard the real Courtney Stodden laugh!







I hope this made you laugh and didn't disturb you too much. :) haha


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